By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 285
You deserved it 26 040

Same thing different taste

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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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Im going to take a guess and say her facial expression could be comparable to watching 2 girls 1 cup.

LisaLeBron 0

eww did he look like the creepy old man from family guy? he scares me...

lilcuti3pi389 0

That's your fault for looking like a hooker

boredomnesses 0

i think that the guy was being playful. she was probably dressed "sexy" or maybe dressed normal (granted whats normal nowadays? everyone in highschools where the strangest things). A guy walks up and uses the borat line, it doesnt mean she was dressed skanky or seemed like a *****, people at school say that all the time as a joke. She probably realised the joke and responded accordingly, joking and flirtacious/witty. So that isnt a YDI for being a *****. The fml isnt the guy teasing her, the fml is the old man. Who wouldnt say fml about having a desgusting old man grab them, and say such a low comment. I would have freaked and made a scene. Nasty old men need to be exposed. FYL op... FYL... (also the "walked home in the rain" part sounds like an exageration... to make the story worse... like the whole my gf cheated on me on my birthday with my bestfriend, the whole cheating on me + the bestfriend is fyl enough... birthday is just added for effect *yawn*)

Either you look like a prostitute, or the guy found you attractive and meant it as a joke. Regardless, I can't help but feel annoyed that you said, "You couldn't afford me." I'm not sure WHY. And personally, I wouldn't mind walking home in the rain. I like doing that.

you should have just smacked his hand away and taken the bus anyway. just sit near the front.

'Very nice, how much' is from the movie Borat.. it was probably a joke that you took way out of context.

Dopehead666 21

#18 =) I don't see why she thinks this is so awful, it happens all the time. On a brighter note... at least they found her attractive instead of repulsive. Except, I doubt she would of left the bus if they had ridiculed her. Oddly enough. Anywho, the old guy rocks.

thuryn 2

#91: In case you missed it, here's a quote from my first post: "To the OP: On behalf of all of us decent men, I'm sorry I wasn't there or I would have made them leave you the **** alone. Old man or butch dyke, they were being assholes. Sorry they ruined your day. Don't let 'em ruin your life." I *do* empathize with the OP. It's YOU I can't stand. Two guys were being assholes, but you and several others on here have invented other details which weren't posted, have quoted only the parts of my responses (and others) that fuel your fires, and do everything you can to push this culture of victimhood crapola. So two guys were assholes to her. I understand. And I sympathize. But people are assholes to me every day. I just don't make a federal case out of it. I go on with my life, as I'm sure the OP has as well. "On the contrary, Manager Barret. I take my duties very seriously. It is *you* I take lightly." - Capt. Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles" That's you. I take assault and intimidation very seriously. I don't give Extra Credit to women for being victims of it, and I completely despise people who run around acting like Chicken Little. AND... I would suggest the OP not go to that bus stop alone again, at least not for a while. That's taking responsibility. Again, not a woman thing. That's a safety thing. Period. If you don't feel safe, don't go alone.

To be fair, she never said she WASN'T a prostitute. Maybe she thinks it's an FML because only poor people want her. Either way, YDI for the comment you made (which makes you look like a prostitute AND conceited).