Transportation: Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of...

By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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erikaisthebest 0

Friday 22 May 2009 16:47

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 22 May 2009 16:51

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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hawt_leah_foshiz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:28

wait, so are you really a prostitute?? Lol, I bet the old guy's offer could've been good. Hey, who knows under all that rain he could've been Hugh Hefner! YDI

glassbottle 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:29

Wow, my mixing up legal terms totally negates the fact that this man does not ever have any legal or social right to touch a person's body. And I wasn't addressing you with the rape stats, I was addressing another comment. What position did she put herself in? All she did was sit at a bus stop. That these men decided to hassle her is most certainly their problem. The problem I'm seeing here is people don't like her comeback, which is like blaming a bullied kid for not making his torturers go away. The problem is *not* the kid, or this girl, it's the people hassling them. Or should she have a man with her at all times to protect her from people, instead of these people actually watching themselves?

pencilmustache 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:32

wow so much wank in this post. probably from pervy guys who find no harm in assaullting and touching up women. sorry op, men are pigs.

Shannn 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:37

That was a bad choice of words.

gurlgurlgurl 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:44

lmao YDI for dressing like a *****...litterally.

thuryn 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:50

#149: You are the queen of bad analogies and clearly refuse to understand what she did to make a bad thing worse. Twice. Sorry, we can't help you. I didn't say your mixing up legal terms made it okay. I said your mixing up legal terms makes you an idiot. And, once again, you don't bother to acknowledge anything I said in support of the OP. You just focus on the negative so you can "win". Screw you.

purple_sarah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:06

She wasn't pretending to be a prostitute and they probably didn't genuinely think she was one. "How much?" is just a put down jerks use to hassle girls and "you can't afford me" is just a comeback, she wasn't actually haggling! And you don't know how she was dressed and it doesn't matter, it didn't give them the right to insult or touch her.

RedNymph234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:07

Men are pigs

heyyimkell 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:22

FYL, that guy sounds like a rapist or pedo to me... it's a good thing you walked home instead of took that bus, you could have gotten yourself into a bad situation. That's gross though, especially if it was an OLD man, eww. Just one question, why would you say anything like that to some random guy you didn't know anyways? "You couldn't afford me" kind of sounds like a flirty statement. If it had been me, I would have been ******** myself and running down the street. LOL.

glassbottle 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:29

Because I have no problem with the positive things you said. I agree with them. I have a problem with thinking comebacks are invitations to harassment.