By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 285
You deserved it 26 040

Same thing different taste

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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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#117 you deserve it :) it's even worse walking in the rain , your shirt gets wet X]

thuryn 2

@#112: That is idealistic to the point of naivete. Saying, "I shouldn't have to protect myself against creeps," is about as useful as saying, "I shouldn't ever have to worry about being homeless." Well, guess what? The world can be a harsh, crappy place. If you don't want to be harassed by assholes, and you live in a place with a lot of assholes, then don't walk alone, and sure as hell don't bait them. And sure, it'll still happen, and that's where my sympathies begin. The law, and other people, *should* be there to try to make things better. But to say that human nature is ever going to change is just dreaming. It's not fair, but that's the way it is. It's human nature at it's basest. This has been studied over and over. Most of us are vulnerable to it (being the asshole) when we think there won't be any consequences. The old guy, here, is OLD. He doesn't give a shit anymore whether or not he freaks her out or gets arrested. He wants to put his hand on a smooth leg while he's still alive. I'm sure she doesn't appreciate it, but old men aren't ever, ever, ever going to change. Women have their own foibles at various ages. Teenage girls will always, always, ALWAYS pick the worst schmuck in the world to bring home for a boyfriend, just to piss off their parents. I have two daughters, and I can already tell that one of them is going to do this. It's just our nature. Getting upset about it just prevents you from dealing with it. Playing it up as a big social issue that needs to be resolved is a waste of time, not because it was okay for them to do, but because it's an unsolvable problem.

DS1_fml 0

Thuryn loses all and any credibility for saying the victim deserves it.

thuryn 2

And DS1 loses all credibility for insisting that people don't have to take responsibility for their own lives.

cxal_fml 0

You don't say "you can't afford me" unless you want to project to everyone around you that you are in fact, for sale

The victim here is the old man. The girl sitting next to him, announces very loudly that she is a prostitute, and available for money. So he does what is appropriate for a sleazy old man who encounters a ***** making a such an announcement, only to find out she was just pretending to be a ***** for kicks

Dopehead666 21

Haha #124 Thanks for the laugh! That's dope.

It if looks like a duck.... And acts like a duck.... It is a duck.... When it says it's a duck, but says it's a high class duck, who's to question otherwise. Don't like our answers. Post a link to your picture of how you were dressed. Maybe the first guy was just a perv, but since you said you were one, the second guys response was legitimate.