By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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You deserved it 26 040

Same thing different taste

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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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lilyluna_fml 0

Good for you leaving the bus. You didn't need to hang around with that crap.

What were you dressing like to even make them say that!?

Let's say she was dressed like a prostitute. The first guy was clearly making fun of her. Her response was cliche but appropriate. Old men on the bus are creepy. He touched her inappropriately. The only thing you did wrong there was not slap the old man and screaming at him for touching you. Also, if it's raining...sit away from them but don't suffer because they suck at life. Might be time to stop dressing that way though. Might also want to stop taking the bus.

kellster 2

Sounds like you looked like a *****.

yawn. yu do not interact with old men hitting on you. that's all.

FYL Just because she said "You couldn't afford me" doesn't mean she's acting like a prostitute. She only said it to get the original guy off her back. Men are gross who think they can say shit like that

and HELLO people why are yu acting like such asses for. You can get hit on wearing normal clothes. Since when do you strictly get hit on only when wearing "slutty" clothes, which the OP did not mention so everyone is just assuming. Taking the bus is how young people get around when they can't drive. If the OP doesn't have her license, what she has to walk now just to avoid pigs??? Yes it was her wrong answering back but her clothes and the bus has nothing to do with it. honestly ppl, grow the **** up.

UsingLogic 0

What the hell is "dressed like a prostitute"? They have uniforms and badges now? Or do you mean very indecently, with a top that shows so much cleavage you can almost see the nipples, and a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her buttocks, all while she's wearing a thong? But that's not dressed like a prostitute, that's indecently exposing oneself. OP: you should had unplugged the old jerk's air tank, and then blame it on the other guy. Who the hell does he think he is to put his hand on your legs like that? Even if you were a prostitute he shouldn't had started to treat you like an object until you had started doing your job.

pinkducttape 0

first off - a lot of girls dress very scantly...thats now considered the norm - whether right or wrong - and girls have been made fun of for dressing modest as dumb as that is. second. it is a common comeback to tell people they cant afford you when they basically assume you are a prostitute. third. even if its in the movie borat - doesnt mean its funny and not creepy.

That's nasty, you were obviously having a chiche joke with the younger guy. I would have walked home too, but I always walk if possible, whatever weather as I hate buses.