By Rodrigeuz26 - 22/01/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML
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shmikey 0

how did she keep that secret for 6 months?

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crzyjkrsd 0

Dude you are set. You dont have to go through all the messy baby stuff, and you can train him to go get you a beer....

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alexisthename 0

Great, now I'm craving a beer, but can't have one because I'm at work and that would be irresponsible. FML.

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chiikiis17 0

this sucks well let her explain what is going on and then u decide if it changes things or not....thats what i think

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

hey at least she didnt come to the table saying she was pregnant and asked if it changed anything hahaha

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relyo 0

What's the big deal? Do you hate children or something? /sarcasm off.

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darkmis1 17

Of course it changes things! How could she keep something as huge as having a child a secret for six months? OP, you two might want to have a little talk about this. Good luck.

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nonameLiz 0

Wow...this is truley a FYL...And how have you not noticed all the baby stuff around her house??

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Elesiel 0

A lot of single moms find it difficult to find dates - many men don't want to take care of someone else's kid. I can understand why she'd hold off telling you initially, but I think she should have after the first couple dates.

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mshafty 0

FYL for eating at IHOP!

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perdix 29

Y'know, Apple could easily buy the company that owns IHOP and change the name to iHop (coincidentally, the company also owns Apple-bee's. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make that up!) Why do I suddenly have a craving for Cinnamon Apple Pancakes?

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh shit, did someone say "Cinnamon Apple Pancakes"? Get back in the kitchen and make me one, woman!

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perdix 29

I'm a dude, but I'll happily make you one. For a nose-licking ;)

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Sirin_fml 46

Yes, I know Perdix, but you'll always be a woman in my mind. Always... As for the nose-licking, how about I promise you one, you make me a pancake, I eat said pancake, then I K.O. you with a spoon and leave without honouring my promise? I mean, it's an attractive proposition, no? :D

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perdix 29

Listen, Sirin, if you sing that Billy Joel song to me, I'm going to have to roll up my pancakes into tight tubes and insert them in you with extreme prejudice! I can't accept the term of using the spoon to knock me out, but we can discuss other ways you could thrill me into unconsiousness and absolve you of the nose-licking promise. I hope we can find common ground because you've got me greasing my skillet already.

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh my, are you trying to seduce me, Mister Perdix? I'm afraid I couldn't POSSIBLY give in, though getting my god-damn overdue pancake may be a tenuous first step! I'm afraid you greasing your skillet will be the only pleasuring you'll get here. These moderator chastity belts SUCK! If you manage to seduce Didi though, he may be willing to give you the key, though catching up with me to use it will be quite the hurdle. Hurdle... hurdle you see? See what I failed miserably attempting to do there? :D

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Twinklestar 0

Oh my Sirin, you must have a heart of ice to resist such a masterful attempt at seduction.

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh shit, it's Twinklestar. I'm down, let's party. Preferably at least 1 continent away from Perdix >_>

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perdix 29

Thank you, Twinklestar, I don't know the cause of Sirin's intransigence, but I will remain firm, too. Shed better not underestimate my speed when the game is so tempting. I'll just keep greasing my skillet until I get someone to want my pancakes. At that time, I'll bring my pancake-making cookware out.

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Twinklestar 0

Sounds good. I'm hopeless at making pancakes sorry, but I make mean french toast,

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perdix 29

Looks like we have a deal. Now we need to flip a coin to see which one of us is going to make the trans-Atlantic trip to have breakfast.

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Anteezy 7

FYL, you should have found out though it's the fourth question I always ask: 1. Are you single? 2. Are you gay? 3. Do you have any venereal disease? 4. Do you have kids hidden somewhere? That's key information right there.

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Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Also ask for a federal ID card with biometrics before you kiss her, and CHECK those biometrics before you kiss her!

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