Love: Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months...

By Rodrigeuz26 - 22/01/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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shmikey 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:02

how did she keep that secret for 6 months?

Dopeyrox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:02

dang I hope u said yes!

Comments

faceblaster3 1

Friday 22 January 2010 19:14

what if they had a conversation in the begining of the relationship about having kids at that time. so she gave it 6 months and she thought he was a good enough man to be a father figure in her kids life. we dont know the whole story

idkweird 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:51

either way, you don't hide the fact that you have children. That's wrong.

faceblaster3 1

Friday 22 January 2010 19:18

being a single father myself its hard to tell them.

iwadasn 32

Friday 22 January 2010 23:19

Just because something is difficult doesn't mean you don't have to do it.

cerebellum_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:20

Does it come with child support?

Peaxee 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:55

oh I thought he was talking about an iPod thing. like the iHome. Your life sucks

marierad 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:56

now i want pancakes. im hungry!!!

relyo 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:04

This is an FML for the kid because his mom is trying to find a father by bait and switch.

mzhonesty 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:09

What you should have done, was say out loud, "WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 6 MONTHS...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A SON?!" Or maybe I get a kick out of embarrassing people that did something wrong.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:14

You should have suspected something when screwing was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Oh and don't worry about baby daddy, he doesn't get out of jail for six more years and he hasn't really been involved because little Jonny was conceived on the table in the visitors room.

butterflies2662 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:23

Oh my God! How, 6 months in to a relationship did you not know she had a kid?! Did you never go round to hers or whatever?! Man, that sucks! How could she not tell you?!