Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By gimpy - 23/06/2016 15:00 - United States - Panama City

Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML

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By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:31

Yoohoos are awesome!

Maxine17 8

Friday 23 October 2009 9:54

So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:22

You're an idiot for using improper grammar.

deference 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 10:34

wow, nice job. lol epic fail?

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:20

Hahaha! I laughed so hard at this. I've done this with juice before but managed to drink most of it in one giant (painful) gulp before I sneezed.

ilovefatcats 12

Friday 26 March 2010 3:54

lol @ wichcraft! § § § §

aidenkush 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:48

lmao I would like to have seen that!

OHno0er 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:43

The horror. D: You wasted a Yoohoo..

tchaikovsky93 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:08

LMFAOOOO!!

kbobcat 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:45

aaww man haha ydi, but i love yoohoos

picabo889 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:29

so true!

legojud 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:43

LOL!!

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