By badnewsbears - 21/10/2009 02:27 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML
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chrissyj84 2

Someone's picky picky when it comes to uncut dicky.

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arienh4 0

I really don't get the fact that so many people in the US are circumsized, nobody does it over here except for religious reasons.

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gpstyne 0

reefermadness stop gettin high and reevaluate your **** most of the straight male performers are uncut and F that girl for being a bitch you deserve better

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omafg 0

Uncircumsized dicks might look ugly, BUT, they seem to be more pleasurable, need less lube, and hurt their owner less. People who yell get circumsized are idiotic stereotype conservative children and redneck adults from the US.

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hohohomuryy 0

What's wrong with the us?

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buzzkiller123 4

Nothing is wrong with the us this guy's just jealous of Americans

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LaughAtLaugh 7

meh I'm not circumsized, don't let it get to you. lol an just pull it back before a chick sees it.

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loveeiittt10 0

Oh m god, seriously what is up with people how is circumsised good, if it is religion that is fine i respect your beliefs or if it is something health wise i have nothing against that but people who don't follow a religion or in america why care so much , uncircumsised is ******* normal you are born uncircumsised??? i don't get the whole thing? and if that girl said that forget about her she is just a *****. can someone PLEASE explain to me why circumsision in america is so important, in the uk, people actually get teased if they are circumsised we actually know the difference from natural and UNNATURAL

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survivalist 0

i like your beliefs. its the nataural way

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hohohomuryy 0

Someone PLEASE tell me why your telling me what's "normal" in your country? I'm sure the dude doesn't give a ****. In our country people mostly don't care. It's just some bitch from his school that has a problem

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AlaskaAnt 0

get it now. sure it'll hurt like he'll and they might cut off your penis...

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messsykid 0

why the hell would you want to be circumsized....circumsision is an outdated practice. The reason the people back 70 80 years or so got circumsized, was either for hygene reasons or religion related. If the reason you are getting your peins mutilated these days id for the latter then thats fine...your choice for being of that religious belief, but if you're getting it for vanity's sake then thats a whole different kettle of fish, the foreskin is there for a reason...it's to protect the most sensitvie part of the penis!! sex for un-circumsized men is far more pleasurable than for circumsized...and why would you want to look at a whole bunch of scar tissue on such a (generally ;) ) beautiful piece of flesh????!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

I don't think a BABY allready choosed its religion..

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SuperNeko 0

Cut or not.. Who cares... At least to me,the main point is you know how to use it or not!!!!

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charliikhk 0

but like hardly anyone is circumcised i thought :S only jews ? [Well I dna about america I like in England :L]

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valmont_fml 0

*Sigh* Okay, look; there are reasons to *not* get circumcised. First, it either happens as a baby (no consent possible), or as an adult (hurts like hell, because it's so damn sensitive). Second, I've gathered that it feels better with the foreskin. That's because of the third reason, which is that the penis stays moist/doesn't dry out. I notice that nobody here says *anything* about female circumcision of any kind.

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minenotyours 0

I hope I get to see that ;) lol

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