Love, School and Music: Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class....

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By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

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JoyfulSorrows 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:35

There actually is a song called Leave Me Alone. :/ What a jerk.

kallemonster 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:15

Natalie Imbruglia did a song called 'Leave Me Alone', too, it's pretty good~ hahaha #5 ILU.

itsnotfair 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:11

razorlight wrote a song called leave me alone also

CurdledMilk 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:21

#5 is a god.

Jennika 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:22

I would have donkey punched that sucker. if u dont no what a donkey punch is, look up Retarded animal babies and see. Really tho.What an arse.

cheeseandchips 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:36

Leave Me Alone, by Razorlight! What a jerk, you're better off without him

PunkieMunkie 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:24

#9 your hilarious!! buh yah.. totally sucks fa u..

mark_my_words 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:58

annoying much?

cashmuhlah23 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 15:01

agreed with #5

theodivine 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:34

What a jerk. #5 is completely right.

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