Love, School and Music: Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class....

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By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By nevaagain - 19/08/2016 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

Comments

kperalta 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:01

Well how exactly do you look ? That could be a great explanation .

kgraham21 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 16:55

"Leave Me Alone" is a song by Michael Jackson.

ktlouise 3

Friday 18 June 2010 0:00

failll

mackenzie2013 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 6:16

Ouch, he's sort of a jerk

mmonster 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:09

What a little dick.

Kitties_Outcast 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 5:58

To his second comment you shoulda said I've never heard of them but have you heard of **** Off? I think you'd like them! lol

xNephilim 18

Monday 27 September 2010 23:19

EPIC WIN.

jagrmeister721 2

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:02

Leave me Alone is performed by the band Get a Clue

kandina 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 14:17

Leave Me Alone is by Tech N9ne too! :) Just sayin'. Ha. But seriously, he sounds like an asswipe. I'm with #10 xD

BBLAZE420 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:03

leave me alone by tech n9ne

yennie 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:16

ha, it actually is a song by Michael Jackson :)

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