Love, School and Music: Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class....

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By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

Comments

RazorbladeSmiles 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:53

Never talk to a cute person of the opposite sex. Wait for them to approach you first.

itsnotfair 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:43

#36- you idiot. if everybody obeyed that rule noone would speak to anyone, ever

ellaumbrella 1

Friday 29 May 2009 6:42

#9- yes. That is awesome.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

izzy21_fml 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:26

leave me alone-mac dre hehehe

foreverisabelx3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:05

pwned much? =P sorry but that was funny!

manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

Rachel_962613 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:55

lmao ^

liekWTFmang 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:25

Somebody got rocked. :/

Stunt_fml 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:31

Come on now, didn't you see that coming?

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:50

Told. How often do you bother him for him to react like that? He sounds like a total prick though.

justmeagirl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:54

Aww, poor girl. I'm sorry. The fact that you thought that he was answering your question, I think, means that you're a nice, trusting person who wouldn't think to be so rude to someone :)