By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

You're the one who picked him.

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jellyD 1

Best reason ever to dump the, pardon me please!, asshole!!!

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FMyDave 0

a woman who can take a mans gas...you two will love each other forever

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gracehi 31

He *viciously sat on your face? I thought the fart was the viscous part.

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Wafflestomper 22

When I heard that, I thought he bounced off her head or something.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Well, at least you already know that a future with him with Smell & Taste like S*** & if that isn't bad enough, you'll always be the one behind an ass!

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GarysMom725 10

You're going to marry this sadistic person? You really need to rethink this.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Get him back. Although he might really enjoy you sitting on his face...

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vde_fml 15

If I ever do this to my wife she'd kick my ass. If she does it I would pretty much do the same. And if we were not married I would reconsider my marriage plans.

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