Animals: Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside,...

By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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kelseysue92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

Comments

Icalasari 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:29

I am going to believe this. Why? The windshield could have been old and chipped, covered with small cracks on the sides. The hit could have just been the straw

Seegtease 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:44

This could happen with a ring. Either way, 35 wins.

amelinat 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:02

My previous flatmate cracked a Titanic joke whilst riding shotgun in my car and the windscreen had steamed up a tiny bit and a foot long crack appeared almost instantly. Mine was covered by insurance, your friend must have a rubbish policy.

love_is_hard 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:10

weird s*** happens all the time ... why can't this be one of those times???

BiscuitHead 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:12

lol that happened to me! but instead of breaking the windsheild i jumped out of the car and broke my leg...cuz im just that cool..*wink*wink*

sizemattic 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:16

"Is it overwhelming to use a crane to crush a fly," -The Flaming Lips Dude it was a fly not a 500 pound bison. I'm calling shananagins

sansforever 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:22

...They freaked out because of a fly? What do they do when they see a cockroach? Faint?

Psychofro 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:29

Oh my gosh! honestly now, people? It's really not very hard to crack, just crack, not shatter, a car window. If a fly landed and you expected the window to be strong and swatted it, i would probably use enough force that it might crack. I doubt they are lying...