By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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kelseysue92 0

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

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a_b_c_soup 0

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

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Leviathan_fml 0

if this wasn't fake, YDI. however, you'd have to be more built than the Governor of California to do this.

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aego56 0

#20 What the hell does that have anything to do with it?!

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lnm701 0

You must be incredibly strong. And not very bright - a bad combination.

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massesareasses 0

I think his mistyped that fml i think what he was trying to say was... "Today, I was sitting in the car with a shotgun . A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to shoot at it. I got the fly, but I also blew the shit out of the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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jessxoxo28 5

i would have freaked out to but, mabe not break the windshield, lol!!!

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klutzywriter 0

Wow. Strong much? Superman to the rescue...to kill a freaking fly... Geez. Roll the window down or something.

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headshotkillz 0

you can tell which FML's are made up...especially ones when you break a windshield with your hand

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TeenTiger 0

You were freaking out over a fly? WTF is wrong with you people. Do you live in a ******* bubble? YDI for being such a failure.

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stonerchu 0

When I read this at first, misread and though the OP was sitting "with" and shotgun and use it to shoot bug.

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