By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 564
You deserved it 23 514

Same thing different taste

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kelseysue92 0

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

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No, it's probably true. I was on a road trip with my mom and my room mate and a wasp flew in. My room mate freaked out, put his hat over it and hit it cause my mom is deathly allergic He totally cracked the whole windshield. And then later he was trying to prove it wasn't his fault. We were sitting in an entirely different car and he said "I only hit it this hard, see-" and he hit the window with his knuckle breaking it.. And he's not exactly the strong type either.

well, on the bright side, people know not to mess with you now

doosher22 0

how the f*** do you hit a windshield that hard and not hurt yourself in the process. I know hot it feels, i was at a party and kinda drunk and i threw a punch a a guy that was pissin me off, and i glanced his face and slammed my fist right into the windshield of a random car, it broke my hand and three of my fingers.

doosher22 0

#84, thats because #7 got reported for abuse. think about it

Swat with what? A bat? I call shenanigans.

damn it #90, that's what I was going to say.

Dude - you're supposed to swat the bug with your *hand* - not the butt of the shotgun! :o)

Why couldn't you have just opened the window? Why kill when not necessary? And of course, why did you even hit that hard?!?!

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Wow yeah, you rule that bug with an iron fist. ;)