Animals: Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside,...

By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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kelseysue92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

Comments

Mnemic 5

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:16

Thanks #15 and #16. I didn't know it as well. :) Why did anyone in the car started to freak out only for a bug? :-/

Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:19

#8 X D But YDI...

biolysis 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:34

Weak ass windshield. And cheap ass new windshield.

kandy_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:39

I'm gonna say you deserved that. No one needs to hit a fly so hard that you break a windshield.

mrpeanut 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:59

That sucks, the post might be fake but I have actually done this. For those that don't know automotive windshields break relatively easily from the inside of the car by design. So just putting a crack in a windshield while riding shot gun is not that hard. Probably the OP punched more then slapped which is what I did and it cracked pretty easily.

makjon86 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:02

Falcon punching flies FTW

adelaide_evening 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:10

Unless you tried to swat it with the tip of a screwdriver or by body-slamming the front of the windshield, I have a hard time believing it cracked.

xanhorn 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:10

/agree 12 total BS

Ikura 4

Friday 10 April 2009 0:18

Well if the first one only costs $229 i could see that happening, except they don't make them that cheap. I call BS on this one. I can barely break regular laminated glass with my hand (I'm a pretty strong guy) and windshields are so much stronger. Those windshields are tough as hell, they have been known to repel crowbars and tire-irons. Next time don't swat with a sledgehammer. and screw shotgun, man the 50-cal