Transportation: Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:09

no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh

FightingTheStorm 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:03

Hogwarts changed its mind about you.

Comments

flee_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:31

how ... the hell ..?

dreamering 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:08

Shit man, I hate it what that happens.

XxKawaiiMomoxX 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:08

well that sucks doesn't it xD

tsuk_fml 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:03

why were there pins and needles in your feet

LolMoqz 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:11

what a n00b. I can't imagine having to press the number 0 every time there is an O in your typing. >.>

benniful 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:14

Smooth, very smooth. B) Derp.

fthku 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:31

I can't see how you would not make it to the train, even if you trip and fall. The seats are generally 3-5 steps away from the train. Most people would also get up before the train even stops, but even if you waited til it stopped completely, it still doesn't make sense.

holakittylover 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:54

someone did not really want to make the train!

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:49

Deeeenial. Steal some guys bike and get yourself to an AA meeting. You need professional help.

quepasaguapo 10

Friday 22 July 2011 0:09

I was running towards the bus station once, I was late because people needed me to finish stuff up last minute at work, after I'd already taken care of my own stuff and was heading out, and I was running in my skirt and heels.. I was 10 feet away, the bus driver looked at me, shook his head, closed the door and pulled off. ~_~