Transportation: Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:09

no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh

FightingTheStorm 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:03

Hogwarts changed its mind about you.

Comments

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:08

hey if you were on the ground and saw the train closing its doors you should have reached one of your arms out and scream "noooooooo!!!!"

perdix 29

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:09

They probably don't want heavily-armed terrorists getting on board. Sure, pins and needles aren't as menacing as guns and bombs, but it's even scarier that someone would attempt to hijack a train using sewing notions.