Transportation: Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:09

no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh

FightingTheStorm 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:03

Hogwarts changed its mind about you.

Comments

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Friday 22 July 2011 1:44

Fucktard.

kayluhchaos 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:32

at least you didn't fall in front of the train.

blackwidow5 0

Friday 22 July 2011 6:35

that really sucks :

HannahJoButtons 2

Friday 22 July 2011 7:40

ew, you're a nerd. You type dumb.

steveakafranxy 7

Friday 22 July 2011 8:53

YDI for letting someone poke you with pins and needles Sarcastic comment above, thumb down at own risk

ellee24 0

Friday 22 July 2011 10:48

actually no55, you don't have to be poor to ride a train because last time I checked, you can't go on a train if you're poor.

kimmykimkiwi 3

Friday 22 July 2011 12:38

This literally made me LOL. i can relate to you

smelp 1

Friday 22 July 2011 14:15

typical vline/metro, being late and then leaving passengers on the platform...

prsprankle 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:13

sounds made up, the ticketer woulda held the train for u to get up and on

RKGftw 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 18:03

YDI for lying. No train arrives and leaves in the time it takes for someone to fall over and walk to it.

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