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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

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Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML

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By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:09

no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh

FightingTheStorm 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:03

Hogwarts changed its mind about you.

Comments

Mistery510 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:07

sucks for you.... should have gotten up earlier

Livinia 11

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:09

Your circulation isn't the best... unless you were actually sitting on your feet themselves.

mchakkiwala 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:16

...Selena Gomez?

goshpeople 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:29

Sooooo many people comment to ask if your picture is of Selena Gomez. I don't know enough of what she looks like to tell, and apparently lots of others don't, either, so why don't you eliminate the confusion once and for all, and put a disclaimer in your profile about it?