Ewww.. Not kewl. But funny. Just be grateful that they didn't slip and end up in you or something like that.

That's funny as hell, but, you deserved this for not knowing how much you can handle!

I'd feel soiled, lol, but it's still way too funny to be pissed about. Turn the joke round on them, be proud of your new ability, tell people he wouldn't have been able to do anything without your support, you were the key ingredient, he can't get it up without you etc etc.

Get different friends. That's ****** up.

Or try another tack. Stop getting that drunk at parties. Just because everyone around you is and eggs you on doesn't mean you need to get that wankered that you pass out. I go out with friends and drink quite a lot, never get that drunk that I am out of control. It's not a nice place to be. I hope this experience has taught you the same. Besides, if you hang back while everyone else gets slaughtered then you could be using your friends as a sex wedge... or do funny things to them when they are asleep to give them a stupid nickname. :-P

Haha, agreed #16. Hey, if it makes you feel better though, at least you inadvertently got some action. But that's still pretty gross. Enjoy your STD I'm sure!

If your lab results come back and you end up having a STI, then I'll give you the "you're ******" vote.

if you have STD, make sure you do something damn right life-spoiling to your so called "Friends"

HA HA GUTTED, LOVE WEDGE! thats what happens when you drink too much

Congrats, you were in some strange way part of a threesome.