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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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0RedPenguin0 8

Friday 28 September 2012 12:01

Oh, the irony... Hospitals injuring patients? It sounds like they just dont want you to leave.

prettyinpink03 11

Friday 28 September 2012 12:00

At least you were close to help! I truly hope you feel better. I have broken bones and it is not fun.

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Bravoman 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 6:42

Aren't they supposed to put u out on the wheelchair?

kool_girl_123 9

Saturday 29 September 2012 14:29

Ouch

itsjwu 1

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:27

You obviously walked out the wrong door...

taystahl 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:34

Haha file a law suit for braking ur ankle!!

Vegetarian27 24

Saturday 29 September 2012 18:26

**** you're fragile...

nikazone 0

Saturday 29 September 2012 19:36

Maybe u should start drinking milk and taking iron suppliments .... ur breaking way too much.

sanjana378 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 6:38

I know that sucks nyway I hope dat u get well soon

ThisIsMe_18 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 6:53

you sir, don't have any luck.

CaptainBlack 18

Sunday 30 September 2012 11:19

wtf, drink some milk

1098765432 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 14:23

At least you can now sue them forminey

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