Health: Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking...

By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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0RedPenguin0 8

Friday 28 September 2012 12:01

Oh, the irony... Hospitals injuring patients? It sounds like they just dont want you to leave.

prettyinpink03 11

Friday 28 September 2012 12:00

At least you were close to help! I truly hope you feel better. I have broken bones and it is not fun.

Comments

ALuminousHusky 5

Friday 28 September 2012 17:59

Haha, I feel sorry for you OP, but now you have an awesome anecdote to tell people about how you broke your ankle :P

khildebrand2294 9

Friday 28 September 2012 18:02

Sue em! If they did tht after u had medical treatment and the new injury was on their hands, u could get some serious money out of it.

Calingaladha 21

Friday 28 September 2012 18:07

Bad Luck Brian has a broken arm and sees paramedics Paramedics break his ankle

ElricMustang 23

Friday 28 September 2012 18:09

Okay, honest question, but would OP still have to pay for the bill? I mean, it was their fault.

jmoreno 4

Friday 28 September 2012 18:32

Sue the hospital they knocked u down on they're property so ur a sure winner!

mayhem_jr 4

Friday 28 September 2012 18:34

Impossible, you have to leave the hospital in a wheel chair if you were a patient.

PhoenixMartinez 30

Saturday 19 July 2014 3:54

Not where I live, and I've left the hospital after a leg operation and didn't even need crutches.

Dontbelikeme 2

Friday 28 September 2012 18:50

drink more milk and maybe your bones won't be so weak

robert76 5

Friday 28 September 2012 20:53

This shows a complete lack of understanding of bones. It's way more than just calcium that causes bones to be weak. it's genetics, vitamin D synthesis, load-bearing exercise, amount of carbonated/alcoholic beverages, and, yes, calcium. Someone can have very strong bones and never drink milk, or drink tons of milk and have osteoporosis. Don't be so judgmental.