Miscellaneous: Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

musicnole 8

Monday 20 April 2015 0:07

I really hope you weren't driving...

Comments

TheBelt 19

Monday 20 April 2015 1:28

Lay off the drugs and get some sleep.

JinxTheQueen 16

Monday 20 April 2015 1:29

College student? I was sleep deprived during finals once and I thought my omelet was trying to run off my plate.... I stabbed it repeatedly and cried....

buckdharma 37

Monday 20 April 2015 1:29

No, no op, don't scream! Lay down and play dead. Then call a good accident lawyer.

rockwrench 18

Monday 20 April 2015 2:15

It was the Polar Express. All aboard.

ItsDutch 16

Monday 20 April 2015 2:27

Watch out for those polar bears they're sneaky *******! They strike when you least expect it.

mum2one 5

Monday 20 April 2015 2:35

I've been there. I was so sleep deprived once I thought a monorail was going to crash into us. At least I was at Disneyland!

gobiteme2 34

Monday 20 April 2015 2:35

Did the polar bear have a “Neon” cub with her.

Solano2580 24

Monday 20 April 2015 2:38

You'll get used to the sleep deprivation, I myself conditioned myself to be less tired with less sleep, but the results are more effective at a younger age