Love: Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl...

By WishesWasDeaf - 31/01/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included, "I want to go to the car" followed by, "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML

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By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Sunday 31 January 2010 9:32

why didn't you move? stuck how? like some prankster glued you to the seat?

nom_nom_nom 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:03

awww ): Who says that she was his ex girlfriend, though? Maybe she turned him down. Either way, that sucks, bro. I hope things get better for you. Then maybe she'll be jealous.

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iankennedy17 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:56

hahahahaha that's awesome!!!

linamerri 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:08

yeah we were about to go have sex. oh and by the way, the reason I broke your heart is cause you got me pregnant

linamerri 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:35

oh ya and congratulations your a father now.. I want child support

FritoLovesYou 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:59

Oh man, I know how that feels. FYL.

kyarush 10

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:04

could you not sit somewhere else? lol

badbowtie 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:14

eat it *****

linamerri 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:18

I want child support

whatshernuts 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:24

There's always two sides of the story, brah. Obviously, we don't know hers. Either way I'm pretty sure you could've moved. Or just not listened. Also since when does fncking in a car = ****? I've screwed my boyfriend in public plenty of times, but he's the only person I'm active with, we've been together nearly a year, and he's only my second. So I'm a **** because I like to screw? Lololol.