Health: Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist....

By JefferyT - 03/06/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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By anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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Adapt, overcome, improvise

By Amy - 06/03/2020 07:00

Today, I was squeezed through an overly-crowded hallway down to my psychologist's. There, I sat in an overly-crowded waiting room to see him, next to an obese woman and an insane man. I finally entered the smaller-than-a-closet room. My reason for seeing a psychologist? Claustrophobia. FML

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By no that does not help - 20/08/2013 13:41 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

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Not funny, guys

By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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Mothman is real

By NOT THE BEES...oh - 29/08/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Friday 3 June 2011 11:52

That is kind of a creepy idea; decorating the place with dead animals

pertained 12

Friday 3 June 2011 11:48

Run for your life

Comments

outsidehitter7 9

Friday 3 June 2011 21:20

lol....that's one way to so flooding therapy. =P

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:00

I'm horribly scared of ants because when I was little my, my whole family went on a trip on the forest. my aunt unrolled a piece of candy and it dropped and rolled away on the floor, she couldn't find it and just let it be. turns out it went under the bed: we slept together /:( in the morning we were big covered in ants from head to toe!! i hate it when my friends stomp on ant hills and let them out! I get really panicked and yell on top of m lungs and run !

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:26

excuse my mistakes please....... dumb spelling check

call_me_mary 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:27

omg,, I have that. I would have been terrified!!!

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:29

yaaaa n I'm still mad at my neighbor/ friend for dumping a whole bunch of em on me yesterday....0_0 despite him knowing my phobia

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:32

hey I know I prob. sound pretty stupid rite now but do u know what OP stands for I never figured it out ????

Flutist 3

Friday 3 June 2011 22:55

*right and it stands for Original Poster

mrducky5 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:32

That's so ironic...

TogeBara 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 10:28

actually it isn't. There is no sarcasm here (dramatic or verbal) so it can't be that. Also, there is no reversal. Irony requires a sort of sarcasm OR a reversal. A reversal would be like making fun of someone for tripping and falling in mud, only to then trip and fall in mud yourself. Another example of something NOT ironic would be to say that you couldn't go to a concert because you were busy practicing to play an instrument. < NOT IRONY

PiXiEdUsT07 7

Friday 3 June 2011 22:54

Exposure therapy is common for phobias so think of the decor as your 1st step towards recovery since you were able to look at them and not run away from fear of them like some do in those kind of situations :)