Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket...

By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By penny-dropping - 16/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 04:44 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 16:10

dude.... i was in the middle of eating breakfast...

djizzle 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:09

oh shit holy shit i would've thrown up all over the desk fyl ew.

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alexismile4u 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:35

omg that sucks i understand how u feel though cus one night in my house i found cockroach and i killed it but i just left it there cus i didnt wanna pick it up so when i finally came back it wasnt in the same spot instead it was crawling on my foot, i screamed very loud and kicked it off, but eventually i did kill it properly lol

boo_betch_boo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:43

Ew that's incredibly gross! Where do you shop, a garbage bin? I mean seriously clean your clothing, that is so disgusting!

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:23

OMG!!! i Know exactly how you feel shitt like that would happen to me all the Time, but people saw them:(

mama2b3 20

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

ew u nasty wash ur clothes!

The1gamer 14

Friday 9 April 2010 1:40

awww your first friend good for you =D

xNephilim 18

Monday 22 November 2010 2:10

That's so nasty... Ugh... I'd cry. Or at least scream. FYL, OP, FYL.

Hersheys002 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:18

Eww that's gross

ElricMustang 23

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:08

I would've died if that happened to me

mogeeker 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 23:13

I would die!!!

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 19:04

Something similar happened to me in the 3rd grade... I went to school one day and felt something in my shoe, so i took it off to get it out. Out crawled a giant roach that ran off and I had to kill it with the shoe in my hand. The bad part about mine was there was a kid watching who started screaming "THERE WAS A ROACH IN HER SHOE! GROSS!" and caused everyone in the room to stare. The teacher was nice to me about it though at least.