By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
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bnwranbo 2

dude.... i was in the middle of eating breakfast...

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djizzle 0

oh shit holy shit i would've thrown up all over the desk fyl ew.

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harlehatschi 0

EW COCKROACH FYL TIMES A BILLION

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MyzticHydra 0

thats weird how can you not noticed something moving like that?

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Atreyu_Love 0

That is so ******* disgusting oh my god, I would have screamed and not been able to do the exam.. :| FYL Indeed.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Omg, Omg, YUK! I wud've totally freaked out. FYL indeed

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cashmuhlah23 0

At least it couldn't talk, it would probably say clean yourself

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NuclearWinter 0

I have an absolutely phobia of cockroaches. If that was me, after freaking out I would have washed my hand for the next 20 minutes.

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MrAdventure 1

How often do you change your pants that you didn't notice?

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ohschmoley 0

..... I can really only make horrified faces at this.

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