By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:11 - United States

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Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
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thesunsetglow_fml 8

You should have peed on him.

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rofflewaffle 9

Hopefully you're just a grower, not a shower. At least you don't go around looking at other dudes' dicks like that kid.

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azeen 0

you should have said "I'm gay" and winked at him lol

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nayeli760 0

You should've busted out the classic mom joke and said "Your mom was okay with it last night! oooh!"

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imafanofOZY 0

obviously he hasn't found out that size doesn't matter it's the performance.

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pickleguy 0

Then OP said "Thats it! You're grounded, son!"

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deathbyvitamins 0

I used to go into the bathroom and without looking, just tell the guy next to me "hey man, nice watch." So hard to do with a str8 face.

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Gadomski87 2

That kid just broke one of the biggest man rules. I feel sorry for him and his future.

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JackDupp 11

"Your mama dont seem to mind it. Especially when she takes it up the poop chute"

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bullymayz 0

I woulda said "At least I've been laid" or knee him in the crotch as hard as I can and say "Now we'll see eye for an eye"

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i_Tanya 3

it's not about the size, its about how you use it. the boy doesn't even have a developed penis to speak to a grown man.

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SavageFrenchFri 0

that was me^_^ and im 12

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