By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

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maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

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missyfiona89 28

A mosquito startled you. A wasp perhaps, but a mosquito?!

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AsianCookie247 14

Hey, if it was headed for YOUR genitals while urinating, I highly doubt you'd sit back and watch! So shuddddupp.

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TabooSushi 24

Hey, those bastards can carry malaria, which is a pretty nasty illness that can kill you if it's not treated properly. Not only that, but their bites itch like crazy. Imagine having an itchy spot on your naughty bits, where you couldn't scratch it in public without looking like a creep. I'd say being wary of a mosquito is pretty legitimate, all things considered.

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missyfiona89 28

I would probably just wave it away with my hands instead of freaking out and pissing all over myself. But hey, that's just my opinion.

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speakersboom 19

what situation could someone be in where a wasp is by their fun-bits?

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TabooSushi 24

51, it happens. It's not COMMON, but it happens.

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TabooSushi 24

I'm a woman and that sounds unpleasant, I don't blame you for spazzing out a bit. FYL, OP, hope you were able to have a shower and change clothes soon after. :(

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OzzMonster 10

I would have done the same. There are some places a man cannot afford to lose even a small amount of blood

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AGB10 19

Better that than a bitten penis eh;)

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peggscott 14

I was going to say you deserved it, But then I realised it's probably something that I would do... So I agree, your life sucks OP

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Eltobak 13

How hard can it be to keep the dick in one hand and get the mosqito away with the othet hand. Or just stop pissing while getting it away?

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Echoa21 18

Maybe he has to use both hands when urinating?

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brivielle 15

#19 to stop pissing midstream isn't as easy as you think

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dingostacy 14

Good idea except it doesn't usually work out like that.

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Jakob2255 12

someone needs to learn some control I have had to do the same thing but I did not freak out. it just a mosquito not a gremlin lol

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sbrideau 14

why didn't you stop pissing when you saw that coming?

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parism143 28

I don't know about you but I can't just stop pissing at will. Once the urinary tract is in use, there's no stopping it until the bladder's empty.

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