By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
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MrsPegg 45

So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?

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mds9986 24

At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.

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MagnusDeus 24

Sorry, is anybody else bothered by the syntax of that first line?

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Dominus101 20

That must be one Fat Juicy Goldfish you got there for the Bird to break the glass

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ftloosenfanzfree 7

I'm sure you felt embarrassed, but you absolutely did the right thing staying in the bathroom and calling the cops.

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worldclassrager 39

Sure the robbers didn't let a bird on accident when they left after deciding it wasn't a good idea to rob you....

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homtravel 10

If it's a crow, the whole crew of crowd will haunt you down.

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lsimp96 14

That must be one super strong bird haha

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ellabellaboom 24

That must have been embarrassing but you did take proper safety precautions by staying somewhere you felt was safe to alert the police. So koodos to you on that OP! :)

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