By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 877
You deserved it 2 521

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?

mds9986 24

At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.

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aeryn97 17

you've made my day. lol. glad you're ok and safe

But...it could have been a predator!

sailorarctic 22

i can't properly vote on this because you did the smart thing. if it had been an intruder you potentially saved your own life by not confronting them. good on you OP.

Maybe there was an intruder & the bird flew in after. That's less embarrassing. On the other hand, you get more peace of mind knowing it was just a bird. but just think...what if the intruder is still inside...hiding...& waiting. Ok, goodnight!

I just want to know if the fish fish died

Goblin182 26

I had a friend call the cops on a B&E. finally figured out a squirrel had come down an old chimney.

Cherry83_fml 3

This is funny but at the same time you played it safe. Glad you're ok! is the bird going to pay for the broken window? =P

Whats your window made out of? Ice? I could never imagine a bird breaking through a window for fish xD.. That is unless it was a hawk, eagle or crow maybe

justanotherday7 7

Scared on the toilet is never a good thing