Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned...

By scaredshitless - 07/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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Stealthy roommate

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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Friday 7 August 2009 12:06

This is pretty good blackmail material. Better be nice to your bro.

lolzRaptor 1

Friday 7 August 2009 12:09

If it was a very serious shit, you would have not taken your mind off of such a serious excrement, therefore there would be no crying and no FML, so it obviously wasn't a serious shit, just a normal one.

Comments

luvluv_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:23

you deserve to be sent to afghanistan

wilson12 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:35

aww you poor thing. did your mom give you a bottle to calm you down

sockmonkey560 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:39

omgid why r people being so mean to the ob! i feel bad for him that his brother recorded it and stuff but being scarred of the dark is normal.

athos1237 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:05

I hope this is fake because otherwise you're a pussy. WTF! Why do people post this crap and expect any sympathy. Man up boy and grow a pair! YDI if your baby-bro does show it to everyone for being such a douche.

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:41

How about finish your shit and then go over to the door and open it. Then wash your hands.

BloodyRainbows 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:54

Wow, this site attracts an amazing number of assholes. Do you all just enjoy insulting others, or does it make you feel better about your own fears?

conan6 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:51

YDI for being a pussy.

kelsey_drives 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:02

YDI and your brother is amazing.

drimpossible 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:06

You're a big skipping rope. With pink handles.

Kiwi_Splash 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:30

How on Earth does he deserve having a phobia and reacting seriously towards it? Alot of you people are disgusting human-beings with no sense of understanding and respect. I feel revolted and annoyed by the fact that I live in such an ignorant world. ******* assholes.

Nubcake67 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:00

Thank you! You're probably the nicest person ever to go on FML. I don't think I'm that nice.

Kiwi_Splash 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:00

Lol, thanks! I wouldn't say nicest, but I know when to be realistic, mean, sarcastic etc... There are some things that don't really need a little more than just a brain to understand, you know?