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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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ChelsiGotSpunk 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:07

Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:45

Awww! I'm so sorry! Maybe your dad was just trying to protect your feelings. But he should've talked to you about it first, instead of making you worry, right?

pennywise37 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:11

I would put this bill into frame and hang on the wall of your parents bedroom. Or give to your ''Daddy'' for birthday. That trully is FYL.

elen25 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:14

That is harsh. That is the worst way for your day to try and protect your from being hurt. I hope you told your dad what an ass he is.

love2shop 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:18

AWWWW sorry to hear that

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:23

OP, your dad needs to grow a pair. What a pussy.

JonReb 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:47

So he basically KILLED your dog? FYL dude, and he should burn for this..

TheLittlestNinja 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:55

I hope you got very very pissed off at your father

stormoftara 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:05

When I was a little kid, about 4 or 5, my dad put my cat down, and told me he was going to live with people who could take care of him better cause he was so sick. I didn't find out about it until I was 12. It somehow hurt worse that my dad didn't just tell me the truth.

PaulinaEh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:27

Where the heck are you from? And why is it so cheap to euthanize a dog? My dog had cancer and she needed to be put down. The entire thing cost about $400.