Animals: Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from...

By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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By cheaphubbyswife - 04/04/2009 09:19 - Canada

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

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By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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ChelsiGotSpunk 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:07

Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.

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Button_x 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:56

I hate when parents try and pull that bullshit. I don't care if it's "protecting" him any, the OP has a right to know if his dog was ******* put to sleep behind his back. But look on the bright side. Show your asshole dad the bill you found and make him feel as awful as you do! :D You may even get a new dog out of the guilt! I jest, I jest. But seriously. FYL.

somemike 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:14

cant believe, so awful...

Solidus_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:15

What the ****? Your dad is an asshole... god, grow a spine, shitbag! Can't even tell your own son/daughter you can't handle a dog. Hell, what prompted you to do such a cowardly and stupid thing?

airplanefood 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:24

Yes it was a well deserved FYL, but it was just a very unfortunate event - I still don't see why people are flaming OP's father so much. If anything, OP's father was being a good parent for being so concerned (whether or not he had good judgment is another story). I agree that his father was obviously flawed but, he was still concerned on OP's behalf and though we should be mad, we shouldn't say that he should be "murdered" and that he's an "asshole". I guess it depends on whether OP is 8 or 18...

xmadihsm 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:43

awwwwww sucks! your dad be a douche.

jeneveere 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:54

omg! thats horrible! im so sorry:(

barc0001 1

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:58

Keep the bill. When you pack him off to a shitty care home in his 80s and he says "But I thought I was going to the good retirement home!" you get to whip out the vet bill and say "And I thought you said ran away. Guess we're even now."

sixstrings0693 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:05

my parents did the old "we sent him to a farm." I feel you.

BethanyKimberly 4

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:09

aw how could he let you put up flyers and still not tell you.

WPG 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:11

I'm so sorry :( That was the wrong thing for your dad to do, that's for sure. #57 - Go you, for being indignant on the OP's behalf, but calm down, it never said anything about "killing an innocent animal because you don't want to take care of them"!! Maybe the dog was blind, drooling, and crippled with arthritis. (I'm exaggerating, but there's nothing to say the dog wasn't sick.) #85 - Nice! XD To quote someone else on this site, "revenge is a dish best served cold". To be honest, your idea is rather extreme, but revenge is always nice for those of us who aren't so righteous.