By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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blarrrr 0

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

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DrunkenValor 0

Should have said "Old." followed by "Here's a better joke, what's bruised and irrevocably damaged?" And when says "What!?" You kicked him in the penis/testicles repeatedly and then say "Your self-esteem, you're fat." It's not as an effective joke without the groin kicking.

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skatergirl21 2

Hahahhahahaha bitch u just got dumped

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abbylovesdahlia 0

Owned.. now make a sextape with he's best mate and play it at hes future wedding ye? the best man and him would be pretty embarressed :) I dno if thats the best thing to do but something along those lines :p

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usagicookies 1

That sucks! But it's obvious that you're better off without this a-hole.

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CNS617 0

LMAO! I'm def gona steal and use that joke next time I get angry at my gf

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