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Should have said "Old." followed by "Here's a better joke, what's bruised and irrevocably damaged?" And when says "What!?" You kicked him in the penis/testicles repeatedly and then say "Your self-esteem, you're fat." It's not as an effective joke without the groin kicking.
Wow, you just got OWNED. :(
TOM! FTW.
Owned.. now make a sextape with he's best mate and play it at hes future wedding ye? the best man and him would be pretty embarressed :) I dno if thats the best thing to do but something along those lines :p
That sucks! But it's obvious that you're better off without this a-hole.
so... did you laugh?
LMAO! I'm def gona steal and use that joke next time I get angry at my gf
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I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
What an @$$hole!