By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML
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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

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Welshite 39

Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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Faddyy6 17

this would have ****** your mood rather than ******* your boy freind

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olpally 32

That's the worst thing ever to happen during masturbating. Kill it with fire!

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mFUNdo21 17

she wasn't masturbating. she was "molesting" herself

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ndomer 6

Your boyfriend's wasn't the only kind of **** that wanted in on the action

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Ksweety_fml 27

That's why it's call cockroach, because it loves ****.!

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j_cat187 19

So I'm guessing you skipped anatomy?

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j_cat187 19

Ain't nobody got time for that shit. I'll stick with the maths.

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worldclassrager 39

Oh good lord...time to can an exterminator...

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snugglesMcGee199 23

I don't think that's going to help with a bug infestation.

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prinncess00 16

I would have screamed and scrubbed every crevice until bleeding.

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