By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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kcasey 0

HAHA look at it this way, at least you're good at what he loves most! Next time don't joke around that way, obviously you've learned that it won't work in your favor.

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monicamischief 0

@ 57 you sound insecure if you can't take any of those jokes. just like the OP who couldn't take what i believe was probably a joke you SHOULD be able to joke around with your lover. i tease my boyfriend all the time about shit like that. if you cant' handle a little humor, you need some major self esteem work.

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wellchit 0

you weren't joking where you. maybe he was joking and you where serious but wanted other peoples reactions, I know how you work.

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dan81892 2

well at least we know you're good at something, eh?

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xxxeelaa 0

well, at least you give good head ?

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aback 4

You probably shouldn't joke about being whorish, I don't know.

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Kgeeh85 0

HAHA!!!! Lil Wayne said it best: "Whatever she wants, after she licks it" At least you know you give good head.

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