By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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JENNYBABYY 0

hahah thats good

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

you deserve it for telling him that even if it was as a joke

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lilcuti3pi389 0

Sooo... what's the problem?? Huh?? Lol! But really idk what the big deal is.. Tell him you were kidding? At least you give good head, that's never a bad thing hahahah

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um_duh 0

He's a **** and you're a low class *****. Guess that makes you even

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Peroxide 3

BAHAHAH #22 You just made my fucken day When you were in that coma, could you feel your brain being damaged?

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hottiegurl 0

Hey he gives you shit anyway...right?? LOL, and you might go far in ****, who knows?!?! I agree with #1.

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jSOPURE 3

#8- I agree with your last sentence. I hope you guys didn't break up because of this. Drinks all around! :)

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Kira_fml 0

well at least now you know! you could always blue ball him and then break up with him. oof.

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