By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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monicamischief 0

how do you know that he was serious? he was probably joking too : / and i've heard this FML 3438493894 times. i said...i was joking. he said...he was serious. i really doubt this one is even real to be honest and YDI anyway for not realizing that he was just using you for sex, if he really wasn't joking. it's pretty obvious when a boy is doing that. you must be pretty needy to stay with someone like that

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Chantallika 0

Absolute **** of a human being. Even if your BS about "joking" was serious, consider the reverse true. If he said to you that he was only with you because you gave good head, joking or not, would you laugh it off? Don't listen to the people trying to defend you. As you can see, the vast majority disagree with what you did. You can convince yourself that society doesn't understand social mores, or you can convince yourself that the odd misfit doesn't understand social mores. My best bet in what is socially acceptable is what the majority of people are doing; and to me and everyone else this indicates that you were completely in the wrong. When he dumps you for being a shallow twat, go out, grab an eight-pack of duracell and a panty rabbit and practice getting off on something that doesn't experience emotion before trying to foist your idiocy on a being capable of feeling pain.

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TheLittlestNinja 0

well at least you give good head... that is a plus : )

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monicamischief 0

wow 53, you can disagree with what she did but there is no reason to be so horrible about it. get the stick out of your ass, it sounds like you have some problems yourself if you feel the need to so violently attack someone over the internet. calm down and explain why you don't agree with her without having to lash out so violently. grow up a little.

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Googlemypants 0

wow ur such a retard. -_-" LOL #32 like a funny pervie x] #15 and 19 r right an 33 an 34 is right i cant find my old one either O_O

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CheezerX 0

LOL! ydi...maybe you'll not to say stupid shit like that next time

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CyclonePsycho 1

If you can't take being bitten back, then don't bite in the first place. Period.

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merri_fml 0

That's seriously rude of him to say that. I mean, he may not have realized you were just kidding around with him, but if I were you I'd contemplate ending the relationship. A person that doesn't respect you and only likes your ******** really isn't worth your time.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

lol #57 and everyone else defending this bitch. Insult used as joke backfired badly. Happens to every idiot in a relationship that says snotty things just to get a rise out of their partner. Never ends well, regardless if you said you were joking or not. Tip: When you want to tease your significant other, go for something INsignificant. Don't be a fucktard and make sexual/appearance/personality jabs. Chances are you're not a perfect human being and they'll one-up you with something even meaner.

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SlooterMcGavin 0

I'm realizing half of the contributers here are 12. Seriously #22? F of all of our lives for such PG rated FML's

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