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By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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Today, the laziest person in my department came and complained to me, while I was working, that they didn't know why we were so far behind today. Then they went to chat to their friend for 45 minutes. I know why. FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:07

Uganda be kidding me!

hansbo 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:06

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Comments

9whitetrash1 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:38

that seemed to be aa valid question. i dont understand the issue?

crablegs 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:11

let me guess, you watched the kony video. expert!

GS67_fml 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:47

I can't believe no one thought of this before!

goddamniluvme 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:57

Africa, Mexico, it suxs a lot of places. Why should Africans get any special treatment?

BoopADoop 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:29

I just died a little inside.

JAGC 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:33

You don't just leave the continent

gman90210 18

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:35

Ya not like we have enough illegal immigrants here already they are using our tax dollars for food welfare and education and medical bills. One hospital here spent over 3 million dollars treating them and never gets a dime. No wonder our premiums are so high and the deficit

Bougette_fml 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:28

Yeah because every africab immigrant is an illegal immigrant

breakdowns 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:42

I mean, why not?

PhillDante 17

Tuesday 13 March 2012 8:43

I'm an African (South Africa). There are a lot of countries that are doing really well. Sure some of us have got some problems, but everyone has got problems! Focus on your own problems! Don't judge if you don't even know what's really going on.