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By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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By toritoratora - 26/11/2012 05:27 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:59 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 19:37 - Brazil - Campinas

Today, while mourning my friend's recent passing, my dad told me to shut the fuck up because "worse things are going on in the world". FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:07

Uganda be kidding me!

hansbo 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:06

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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gravenhex 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:28

Funny, i have a friend that would say the same thing.....

maycee123 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:36

@23 desert is a hot climate, dessert is the dish after dinner. not trying to be mean, just letting you know before someone else says something

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:43

That's absolutely right. I think that all of those lazy Africans should get off of their asses and get a plane ticket to America right this instant.

sillymcbilly 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:46

i am disappointed in your friend, tell your friend there's a recall on the sarcastic remarks.

sillymcbilly 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:49

That would be an option **nfjskcbdkdjdjdn** if society wasn't so ****** up >.<

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:08

Also probably if Africa was a developed continent :| Too bad they can't afford plane tickets.

SalRahimi 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:57

Kony 2012

loser_lover95 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:58

DAFUQ?

rebelsrock 17

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:02

NO!!! kony will follow them....

cajunjynx 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 17:09

Kony is dead, he left Uganda in 2006.... Died in '09.

jackslim 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:10

I can clearly see you've watched KONY 2012 and are now an activist in Africa, Jersey Shore reruns may go unwatched now.

fmlahahaha 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:35

It's not our fault they cant figure life out. They were taught how to farm live and how to get water. Money is constantly dumped into that waste land. And all because their government is f***** and there's always some a hole that what to take over everyone and everything. Your friend is right. Get the F outa there. But then go where? Here?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:39

Do you have any clue what you're talking about? You categorize an entire continent based on what you hear on the news? That's like judging all of north America based on news clipping about the columbine killings and the VA tech shootings.