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By taurus05 - 14/11/2009 03:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By ThanksMom - 26/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

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CallMeHush 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 11:58

So she says he wasn't any good in the sack, she was there too. It could be that she isn't all that great either.

faxe 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:41

you've been getting advice on how to sleep with a guy for months???? If that's true, you can't blame her for sleeping with him first.

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moonlit_manga 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:15

mercyFML-San, I like your style of thinking. OP it's probably wise to start noticing those details. but regardless I think you should date the guy anyway just to see how he is. you can only get so much info by some one else. :0 goof luck!

austinryansmith 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:03

damn i hate people who cheat

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:34

Perhaps the coworker had broken up with him before he and the OP got together? That would explain why she was giving the OP all that advice. Way to jump to conclusions.