By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
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Same thing different taste

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you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

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tmcnatt2012 0

why and I repeat, WHY would you think it was a dummy?

5232jada 4

i woulda tried and played it off like "yeah I know I was just kidding. Shes really pretty just like her mom! how old is she?" lmao

Okay what the hell? OP u shud of just kept ur mouth closed n WHY IN THE WORLD WUD THINK SHE WAS DUMMY? R u on crack or sumtin?

chanta24 10

and why would someone perch a dummy on their car? YDI

ArielTheMermaid 17

Instead of asking how you mistake a human for a dummy, I'm gonna ask: since when do they make fat dummies? I'm not trying to be ignorant but I've honestly never seen one.

Today I was talking to my neighbor on my driveway and he asked " where'd you get that awful thing?" referring to someone in my car. That was my daughter. FML

Today, I was sitting in the car whilst my mom was speaking to a neighbour. I wasn't really paying attention until I heard him say "Where did you get that awful thing?" ..He was talking about me. FML.

jellybeans97 1

you totally deserved it dumbass