By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 848
You deserved it 82 746

Same thing different taste

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you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

Comments

Kx09 0

woooow, I agree with #4. that was jerky.... also, you just described her mother as 'hot' & you thought her daughter was dummy?

so how olds the daughter? seems you blew it with your neighbour, consolation prize is in order

dancercuity922 0
xxwilkywayxx 0

Today, I was sitting in the car, looking at my mother talking to the annoying neighbor kid. He looked at me and then back at my mother and said, "Where did you get that awful thing." My mother replied, "That is my daughter." I was just called an awful "thing." Apparently, I am not even human anymore. FML

asxp10 0

As said in some other FMLs, anyone notice that there are so many FMLs with "Today, I tried to flirt with someone and made a jackass comment about someone/thing trying to be cool. It turns out they were related/it was theirs. FML" You totally deserved it douche bag.

good nob numbnuts. who the **** has a dummy sitting in thier car? now your an asshole and a ******* moron. think about things before you say stupid retarded ass comments

pheebs314 17

My neighbor keeps a dummy of an old woman in the backseat of his show car so he can pretend to chauffeur it around...

TryToBeKind 0

If you don't know, it's better not to ask in the first place. You could have said, "who's taht?" and if she replied w a name/ID of a real person, you're fine. If she said, "It's not even a person, it's a dummy" you could have saved yourself by replying, "Hey, dummies have feelings too!" and played it off like you were kidding. But really? That's her fault for letting her daughter be that ugly anyway. Daughter is likely getting picked on in school for it and needs to learn that *gasp* she should not be ugly if she doesn't want that problem. SHE deserved it (the mom), not you.

How the **** do you make someone un ugly because if you know please give me a call

nicholasj96 9

Why was dummy the logical assumption? Did you just figure she had it in order to use the carpool lane?

iSocket 0

#8 - beauty is in the eye of the beholder.