Health: Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going...

By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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Global stinking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

Leave him nothing in your will

Brandy_RazorSpan 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

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dyld921 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:07

Well, he's right. You don't need to spend that much money on teeth if you're not gonna use it for a long time.

obff527 7

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:38

aww. sad!!!! what a little jerkface! you go and get your teeth fixed!! so you can have that great steak dinner for the rest of your life!

cattoe7 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:38

buy a new grand child=)

shortypie 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:48

this is the best answer ive read! i love it. very reasonable too. there are plenty of homeless kids who would say nothing about OP's age.

Scorponok 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:04

That's okay, just never buy him another present, or show up on his birthday, or even talk to him.

mohit88 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:14

Shit in a bag and give it to him 4 his bday

lovelykendra5 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:39

Well isn't he just a ray of sunshine :)

platypuscatrat 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:24

YDI for being old.

jrkwaddd 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:54

oh my god does no person here besides a few realize that he only has one grandson...uhhh "my only grandson..." by the way im impressed that an elderly being would know about this site and actually use it.

alibi2277439 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:39

1. you're a grandpa, and you use sites like this.? there's something wrong with you. 2. say hi to mr.rogers in heaven for me.

bschro30 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:33

maybe youre grandchildren wouldnt be so mean to you if you didnt talk about your teeth. they dont care about that shit. talk about something interesting. or give them money. then youll get some respect.