Health: Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going...

By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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Global stinking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

Leave him nothing in your will

Brandy_RazorSpan 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

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thebeefzoosher 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:37

wow how old are you to be posting this on FML.. you have a bad ass grandson who doesnt give one shit about you FYL

xHaniffax 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:26

You didn't specify how old your grandson is if he's very young then tell him off for saying mean things if he's quite old like a teenager then cut his sorry ass out of your will cos he should know better really.

datashade 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:39

Am I the only one thinking "Today I threw some of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge!" or "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! I'll scissor-kick you in the back of the head!"

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:21

that is so rude! How old is he? Wow, whoever said YDI has no heart ):

mohit88 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:09

Take a shit in a big and freeze it leave that for him in ur will

realggirl 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:38

Aw. :(

notnormal 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:54

Idea! maybe he was joking. Seriously, though, nobody who talks to their grandparents about finances would say something like that to their face. I call shenanigans OP, unless your grandson was trying to be funny, or is really little, in which case you probably shouldn't be talking to him about finances in the first place.

Colin91 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:13

Time to bring back good ol' corporal punishment. He would have been whipped to near death back in the day... show him you may be old, but you can still maintain order!