Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 428
You deserved it 34 673
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taera 8

You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.

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xlord 27

tell him to keep the pennies and just give you notes

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thacar 1

People should never joke about someone's health. YDI.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Could be worse... OP could have inherited debt...

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fiercexo 2

OP; You honestly think you didn't deserve what he said back to you?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

He probably spent your part of the will on the damage you did rear-ending him.

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Driveshaft 5

Two things. 1) You made a funny joke. 2) He made a funny joke. Okay 3 things...ydi for posting it as an fml and not having enough of a sense of humor to receive what you dish out.

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OoLogicalOo 4

Since when did grand kids get inherence from grandparents? YDI for complaining.

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loooloool 13

Things could be worse do you have aids?

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blaackandprouud 20

Yeah I think it's a YDI too, but OP's grandpa sure knows how to hold a grudge.

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TriflingAllDay 6

He is just old, and ornery.

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doctorhook86 24

44: I dunno, I can imagine that joking about financially benefiting from the death of someone may reopen a lot of old wounds for them. My guess is that the OP hasn't developed a reputation for sensitivity or responsibility...

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taera 8

You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.

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marmlr339 14

Agreed. YDI. When my grandparents passed away, I didnt expect anything, but was surprised when I got something

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Redoxx_fml 22

Six years ago? I think it's time for reconciliation. Which they both just made even more difficult. Yeah YDI

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Jeffers123 5

U do realize the only reason u have over a 100 thumbs is cause your good looking right?

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mhopper 13

You should ask for his car then

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mhopper 13

No one really "deserves" anything in a will.

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gage27 5

Doesn't it just suck when life hits you in the rear?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Nobody's a virgin. Life ***** us all. HARD.

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redbluegreen 40

At least it's better than being ****** slowly and softly to Justin Bieber.

27 4
lostinlabels 8

^First time wasn't everything you'd imagined?

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nephilim241 19

I hope OP has plenty of siblings who aren't complete tools, just to remind him when they're all minted.

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onlychildFTW 33

Yeah OP don't assume you'll get anything. Especially since you hurt his wheels. I'd be not so forgiving either if I was him.

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FMLshark 12

I tried to think of ways you didn't deserve this. I failed. You're an idiot by making a joke that made you look like a complete tool.

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Nymphetamatrix 19

Way to be a total douchebag to your grandfather. Him passing away when all you're caring about is money is no funny joke. YDI.

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emilytdl 2

Yeah. If he treated me like that I wouldn't give him anything either. YDI OP. :/

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xXUND3ADcityXx 0

72. First comment that I've seen by you without a ton a dislikes

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Dahgman 4

#111, you keep track of how many thumbs up or thumbs down someone receives??? Stalker!

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Dahgman 4

#111, why would you keep track of how many thumbs up or down someone gets? Are you an FML stalker? LOL and a cheezbugah

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LappDance 16

Maybe you could have repaired the damage done to the car and he would've forgiven you. YDI.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Exactly. If OP had truly stepped up to the plate as best they could and shown their mettle, I am sure he/she would have been his favorite grandkid.

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wellnevermind 4

YDI. Only because is plain rude to make such a comment and yes even if it's just a joke.

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