By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML
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pexy_fml 16

I don't think she's gona let you teach her again

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Mikeskinner 7

Dear god, don't worry OP! It was an accident and you both learned from it, don't worry! I'm sure you haven't scarred her! (:

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ahippienamedrae 10

What kid in this generation even rides a bike anymore?

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KiddNYC1O 20

In some countries/places bikes are a major form of transportation.

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ahippienamedrae 10

you shut up

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I'm fourteen, I ride a bike, my friends ride bikes, every person I know rides a bike! So STFU -.-

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Are you seriously posing as Eleanor on FML? wow.. -.-

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Arile 5

Haha congratulations on almost killing ur daughter

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subwaysurfers 13

Yeah, whenever I would scrape my knees my mom would call an ambulance because she was afraid I'd die. Right -__-

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Papiamilli 1

Scarred....for life

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KiwiiLemon 5

i don't thing she will be willing to learn to bike for a while now

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Enslaved 36

That must have been some big push! Lol My dad taught me by standing next to me and running along side. I was shocked when he let go without me knowing it. I fell 'cause I freaked out! But remembered I got back on! OP, I hope your daughter gets the courage to get right back on too. Maybe her older friends that also ride bike might help encourage her.(:

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wow way to be pushy! You hold on and run with her then slowly let her gland she'll drift!

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DocBastard 38

Slowly let her gland? I think Bieber has successfully stolen your brain.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Sorry autocorrect I meant "go and" not "gland!" And actually I have a brain! I tied for first in the nationals for academic games for 2 years in a row! Not every JB fan is a bonehead!

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bimonthly 4

hahahaha academic games. real genius over here...

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laurenlovesjb 20

Ok you go to nationals and try to beat hundreds of other kids every year. It's really hard and anyone who's ever done it will agree. You memorize hundreds/thousands of facts and have to recall them in front of judges in less than 15 seconds, or the other person will beat you.

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SongBiird 6

Aw good job there. Kids don't forget things like that. When you get old and are in a wheel chair in a nice elderly home, and she comes to pay you a visit and you two go on a wonderful stroll together, don't let her roll you up a hill.. She might just get revenge.

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