Kids: Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking...

By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".

Accept 11

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

Is that a new fighting attack?

Comments

Holy_ish 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:50

lmao that was nice of him

speshlk37 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:15

Haha. Wait, what..,?

8sq 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:16

Smack him in the junk and yell out OVARION CANCER!!!!

thesinginguy 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:05

You know guys don't have ovaries right. We have testicles.

kenjames 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:49

Facepalm.

8sq 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:52

Haha I know. I was just kidding to make him sound like a chick

dingwa 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:17

well, getting hit in the balls is just like hell. I have been kicked in the balls 2 times and hit the bar on the bicycle by a mistake.. you get really dizzy, it hurts in the stomach and makes you want to cry. My brother also hit the balls on a rope.. he was jumping down from a chair.. and someone had put a rope there.. he was crying and crawling on the ground in pain.. males dont fake how much it hurts.. its like a ironbat is hitting your stomach continously.

SnowTrooper19 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:37

I had worse. I was on a rope swing when I was 9 and the lower part of my balls got stuck between the seat and the rope (from twisting the swing, but luckily my balls didn't drop then). Let's say, I needed help, for 30mins.